Geek Phobias

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Ornithotakuphobia - Fear of having a bird fly into your house and take a crap on your Anime figurines and toys.
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Hypnojediphobia - Fear of being victim of Jedi Mind Tricks.
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Rectoriaaphobia - Fear of being financially ruined by an file-sharing lawsuit.
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Seplopizzaphobia - Fear that the year-old pizza that's decaying in the corner will become sentient.
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Chrometoramophobia - Fear of spending too much money on RAM.
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Megaduophobia - The fear of any number other than 0 or 1.
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Codexplodaphobia - Fear that the one line of code you changed will completely screw up the program or entire application.
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Wipadiskaphobia - The fear of erasing your holiday photos from the camera before you copied them to PC.
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Scrudbywinnaphobia - The fear of Windows crashing before get a chance to save.
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Russophobophobia - In Soviet Russia, phobias fear you!
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Botanophagophobia - Fear of eating vegetables or plants, unless they've been deep-fried beforehand.